Why Gay Dudes Are Rich

First off, and the number one reason, they don't have to take women out. That saves about %50 of your discretionary income right there. Boom. Who pays? They both split it, unless its a real case of a rentboy being treated by his daddy. Or so I am told.

Women expect this type of service because straight guys need that pussy so goddamn much that we are willing to lie, cheat, steal, even pay for crap that will distract them for two seconds while you try to score. The entire greeting card business would shrivel up and die were it not for our insatiable thirst for twat. No gay dude is going to buy another a fucking hallmark card. That's even too gay for them. They are way too busy buying dildoes in the shape of a fist and lube. You know, shit that you can actually use.

The other reason is that they don't have kids that much. Since it's impossible and all.